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Polishing your shoes in Poland

2008-08-22T11:37:00.002+12:00

So when and how do we differentiate a man who's a native of Poland the right way as oppose to the act buffing up something to shine in text? Read the lines and make assumptions? What if I'm after a product as such -the The Polish shoe company shoe polish -the Polish nail polish-the polish in the Polish shop (what if I missed the CAPS?)And this is with the CAPS correctly placed.-The Shoe Polish

And the adventure begins...

2008-07-15T14:28:00.001+12:00

All that I need to wander around... and a new chapter begins...

2007-11-19T09:20:00.001+13:00

I want this table for the sole purpose of aestheticnessImagine guppies peeping up and down the tank. Peeping up and down your desk. 0O0oO

2007-11-15T19:09:00.000+13:00

I must be the only one who has triggers to skip work and go play badminton or soccer. no? bites fingernails....

2007-11-15T15:03:00.000+13:00

The most debated issue when we were younger. However, I don't remember any punch-ups. Guess we were more tolerant but lack rationality back then.

Denial

2007-10-26T03:33:00.000+13:00

When you are on LIVE TV, you have to be quick and witty and this is one way NOT to do it.

extraordinner.com

2007-10-03T18:03:00.000+13:00

Anyone after a nice domain name for a restaurant website? Or does anyone have anyone in mind that may want to boost up their name? Please forward. Cheers.Enquire within.

2007-09-25T14:34:00.000+12:00

After much time spent, hours l00king for parts, sweat labouring and hours buffing.. behold...

2007-08-22T22:40:00.000+12:00

After 5832 cans of coke, a pepsi sure does the trick!

Soooo R7exy

2007-08-22T22:14:00.000+12:00

I'm spoiling myself lately, who cares... I'm loving my R7 460! This baby sure smacks it real and amidst all the talk about it being overrated... I can honestly testify that this genuinely helps your bananas be as straight as a beam of laser! It's 'Laserrific'© least to say!!!"Some balls is gonna get hurt reeeeeal bad"

Excuse the Asians for havng an opinion that NZ may be boring to their likings...

2007-08-14T03:14:00.000+12:00

I recently read an article on Herald a few days ago and just before that, it wasn't open for views yet. And I thought it was intentional not to open it out for the publics view on the subject matter. As I was imagining that if they did (shaking my head), surely there would be some hostililty and s**t loads of comments and angst on us Asians. I was like OMG here we go again. And we are off to

HIPHOP USA vs KROEA (breakdance)

2007-08-08T03:39:00.001+12:00

siK!

2007-08-01T21:25:00.000+12:00

Something hit my mind whilst watching our survivor friend Bear Grylls on telly. So I came up with this thought that goes against the old saying "Don't shit where you eat"My revised version..."Never shit where you eat unless you are a hippopotamus"Ok but honestly, how do they do it? TV dinners won't be a nice scene I can tell you that!

It all makes perfect sense now

2007-08-01T03:40:00.000+12:00

"Exercise produces endorphins; endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"--Elle Woods, Legally BlondeNo wonder I don't have hatred clogged up in my arteries! Three cheers for es-pee-o-ar-tee-es! gee-o-ell-eff anyone?

gone are the highs and here are the new lows

2007-07-31T06:00:00.000+12:00

bad things comes in 3s they sayI used to be a cynic with a nayand I am a believer nowwith my doubts I gladly bowmy chapter has reached a new lowsas I've suffered back to back consecutive blows

Publi5hing 3 5 O

2007-07-16T21:28:00.000+12:00

35o entries later... What do I have to write today? Been sick the past week recovering and late night shifts hasn't been kind to me either. The SKY party was a big affair. Nothing fantastic except for the venue which was Eden Park Lounge (ASB Stand). Nestled up on top of the stadium overlooking the field below. It was a great venue for a big gig but it could be better if there was a game going on

2007-07-12T03:47:00.000+12:00

Our 700,000 subscriber party is this weekend and I am still looking for anyone who would like to absolutely drown themselves in a free flow of alcohol from 5 bars and party the night away with host Jason Gunn of Dancing With The Stars and The Rich List. It's going to be a big party with lots of gifts I was told. As the whole of New Zealand's SKY branches will travel up to Auckland for it, I'm

TechNOphobia!

2007-07-02T23:43:00.000+12:00

3ish pm: The attempt to revive the wireless connection to my laptop start6.30 pm: Dinner called 7.30 pm: The attempt begins once more11.44pm: I officially give up on this (*&*&$^*^$@$$#%( mumbo jumBo. Must've been sleeping when technology 102 was in schedule. UrgGghgHhh!!!!!

2007-06-10T00:39:00.001+12:00

I just wanna hit some at the range after watching a bit of the St. Jude Championship.These guys hit 170+ yards (150m+) with an 8 iron!!! I will get there someday... not asking for much, just capable in mimicking what you guys do with a 7 iron, that's all. ;)

2007-06-10T00:38:00.000+12:00

Something really magical happened tonight and it's like God answered or looked out for me. After laying out my dinner on my desk at the office... and the takeaway had no chopsticks so I had to scramble into my drawer for some stockpile I usually have BUT alas to no avail. So i tried eating my noodles in soup and not long after I'm splurting soup all over my desk which really annoys the heck out

2007-05-29T17:55:00.000+12:00

"I can build anything BUT I'm afraid I will have to buy a vowel!"

Look right, left, right, left, right, left and ensure that you have your rabbit's foot before you cross the road in NZ!

2007-05-29T17:11:00.001+12:00

Bus driver charged over Mt Eden pedestrian deathNew 4:40PM Tuesday May 29, 2007A 45 year-old bus driver has been charged with failing to stop and ascertain injury after a pedestrian was fatally hit by a vehicle in Auckland last month.Police launched an investigation after Chinese visitor Rongfa Jiang, 53, died after the incident on Dominion Road, Mount Eden, on April 18.Today they said the driver

2007-05-14T01:49:00.000+12:00

I surely must be the last one to know. This can't be true can it? I am not that detached from the world media am I?

'How to look busy at work' for Dummies

2007-04-30T10:57:00.000+12:00

1) Place another mouse on your desk without having it connected2) Switch on bionic ears to watch out for colleagues/employees appraoching3) A nice earphone with mp3 player to compliment you engaging in deep concentration4) Click away on your covert mouse when anyone is nearingNOTE: Remember to save all your work before you start the procedure just in case you start clicking away on the wrong

2007-04-29T16:56:00.000+12:00

Are you sleeping,Are you sleeping?Sister jones?Sister jones?When will you be waking?When will you be waking?Fill us in,Fill us in.

2007-04-27T21:24:00.001+12:00

"Muscles account for nothing when gunpowder came about."

2007-04-27T21:16:00.000+12:00

"The bravest of us come from the first time experiences of bravery that was never there to begin with" Just like the first experience of riding a 2 wheel bicycle for the first time! See how we were heroes from the very beginning!?If you started off on a unicycle, that doesn't make you an immortal! Maybe just a tad braver than average man.

2007-04-08T11:16:00.000+12:00

How long has it been? Oh my, long time indeed O.oHere's the best I can chronologicalize in retrospect of the past few months.Holiday was good and refreshing.Got new (first) suit.Wedding went sweet.Pants got lost for some.Got ready my food list and my shopping list.Food poisoning affected 2 days of my trip.food listWent to Penang day after food poisoning attackSalivated at family eating the

2007-02-01T13:40:00.000+13:00

Mental note to oneself...Stop be a pushoverSay what you want, even if you didn't mean itIt's better than not saying nothing at all and be misunderstood.

Green sighted...

2007-01-28T14:37:00.000+13:00

Me: "Doctor Leg, I have a condition." Dog Leg: "And what exactly is the problem you are experiencing?" Me: "Every time I see nice and neatly manicured greens and fairways, I feel like hitting the course at that very moment! What shall I do? Is there a cure for it? Will this mean that I'll have a handicap?"Dog Leg: "That's normal. If I were you, I'd worry 'only' when you can't see what's around

My blue bayou!

2007-01-27T22:25:00.000+13:00

I can almost smell the food, the atmosphere, the celebrations, the haze, feel the stings of mosquitos, the cool nights, the tropical rain, the shopping and most of all... the great company!!! See you guys real soon!!!

Why put this upon yourself just for thrills in return for a jerky nights?

2006-12-12T09:33:00.000+13:00

You give me that funny feeling in my tummy.Ahhh shit, yeah, that's right, huhRollercoaster of LoveSay what?Rollercoaster, yeah (ooh ooh, ooh ooh)Oh, baby, you know what I'm talkin' aboutRollercoaster of Love (love rollercoaster, child)Oh, yeah, it's Rollercoaster timeLovin' you is really wildOh, it?s just a love rollercoasterStep right up and get your tickets!Chorus:Your love is like a

What do I feel like doing now?

2006-11-16T19:16:00.000+13:00

I feel like sitting myself onto a final table for the Aussie Millions across the ditch.Even more so...I feel like getting my a** to a golf course NOW! Yes yes, Australian Open is on now and I'm having withdrawal syndrome symptoms now.My next aim is to achieve 4 pars. Another aim is to get myself a decent driver (months or years from now depending on pay rise that is)(if x=made y=taylor)\sum = 'I

2006-11-15T23:04:00.000+13:00

One thing I'd wish for if I had a few wishes left would be...To have 1/10 of Robin Williams' talent.It's as if during his baby years, his parents all crowding his cot awaiting his first word(s) and out it came.... 'comedy' 'funny'.and not far behind, the world will be awaiting his son who's just graduated from college... guess what he majored in? Yep.. linguistics. The apple doesn't fall far from

The one that hit the note..

2006-11-14T20:20:00.000+13:00

Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

2006-11-13T04:01:00.000+13:00

Spring is here and coming up is summer!!! Time to work off those stiff joints and apply some sun block lotion.This is the time where spiders spruce up from it's hiding and take all possible corners of the house and set up their lunch bait.Got my first 90 on the course today with 3 pars. Best so far and more to come! Time to bring out those U2 songs and time for memorize them so I won't feel

2006-10-06T18:40:00.000+13:00

May you always have work for your hands to do.May your pockets hold always a coin or two.May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.May the hand of a friend always be near you.And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.May you always have walls for the winds,a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire,laughter to cheer you, those you love

I'll have it roasted but I didn't mean javanese beans d**m it!

2006-09-27T02:22:00.000+12:00

Here I am, sitting in the cold cold rooom typing this out. It's another 4 hours till I wake up again. Why am I here you may ask? O_o30 minutes ago, I couldn't understand it too,last night I only had 5 hours of sleep, thinking that I'd sleep like a baby tonight who doesn't need his pacifier.but no!and it just hit me that the 'reason' was the culinary ingredient of what I had for dinner. you may

Help me see the plain...

2006-08-19T21:14:00.000+12:00

Just need some suggestions (if any) on what to place in front of where I'm sitting 40 hrs a week.

trashy humor...

2006-08-16T21:08:00.000+12:00

Just one of them signs I saw and I knew I had to do something about it. All I needed to do was to twitch it a little and voila! Only applies to viewers and fans of Rusell Peters.

Crossed X

2006-08-16T20:17:00.000+12:00

A project underway...

2006-08-07T17:15:00.000+12:00

Watch this space!

These dailyscopes sometimes can be real freaky at times!

2006-07-25T01:32:00.000+12:00

There I was reading the papers whilst carrying ouy my temp job as a surveyor on a Thursday (20/07)And it was then I had 'one of the many business ideas' that may work in good ol New Zealand. And I was thinking about setting up my own business that may involve football, juice and traffic surveying.And I stumbled upon this daily horoscope for my sign in the papers. No harm just reading it and

The silver lining reveals a bright bright day...!

2006-07-24T11:07:00.000+12:00

After 7 months 15 days, 11 hours and 43 seconds.. I've finally hacked it! Can't believe it. The feeling of waiting for something to come and getting it after all the work, effort and sweat is just priceless!There are some out there who's been ever so suppportive and you know who you are! Especially my parents for their understanding and support! Thank you all for your prayers! I believe that if

The pleasures of life... oh what a pity kermit

2006-07-19T15:47:00.000+12:00

Did you know? That aphids are asexual. It means that they do not need another party to re-produce. How magnificent is that? I just find it so interesting. Imagine being like the macho butches (the pro-feministic kind). Aphid 1: I want it later tonight.Aphid 2: I'm pretty tired tonight honey.Aphid 1: You always say that! What about us having kids? I think we are prepared for it. How do I stay

2006-07-18T00:30:00.000+12:00

"The moment money lands on my hand, it just slips through my fingers. ""I think I should convert all my notes into coins and mint."Random: I want a new badminton racquet! Either I s**k in badminton or it's time to update my apparatus! =[I scored a 82, I think I'm ready to travel the world. *HINT: Open your eyes wide! It's quite a task locating all the cities in a short time

The day my boss pulled the carpet under me...

2006-07-17T00:39:00.000+12:00

I remembered an ironic event that occured not long ago.There I was temping and doing a parking survey in Kingsland. The survey was sub-contracted to a company by which employed me.My job involved checking the parking status in a quaint but busy township near the city.My job involved me passing by back and forth shops, eateries, pawn shops, cafes, town houses, bars and more restaurants.There was

A timehroat to kill...

2006-07-12T02:35:00.000+12:00

I should be sleeping but this damn sore throat is preventing me from snoozing off. It just creates an itchy and painful sensation. This like the the mother of all sore throat not because it hurts the most but it takes a bite at you bit by bit. Just like a mother's nag. Ok. So here I am checking my mails. There's only so much mail I can check. Ok so here I am online browsing for deals. There's

The Jamie Kinotakara eXperiment Show

2006-07-11T15:50:00.000+12:00

Now geared with a camera phone, this was always the kind of experiment I wanted to carry out! Before and after, trial and conclusion kind of self experiments. Ever heard of K-Link? There is this product called Kinotakara. Well, So I've heard from my folks mates. And there is this one product which caught my eye. And I found supplies of it in the cupboard so I decided to give it a test. First of

The Scientist Martin/Berryman/Buckland/Champion.

2006-06-28T21:42:00.000+12:00

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry,You don't know how lovely you are,I had to find you, tell you I need ya,And tell you I set you apart,Tell me your secrets, and ask me your questions,Oh lets go back to the start,Running in circles, coming in tails,Heads on a science apart,Nobody said it was easy,It's such a shame for us to part,Nobody said it was easy,No one ever said it would be this hard,

Dear, shall we eat at Planet Insectwood?

2006-06-13T20:37:00.000+12:00

Useful tip for lifeGet to know what your Thai girl friend likes to eat #1Simple.Ask her what she doesn't eat. Therefore saves you the hassle and time for the long list of favorites. Just go straight to the dislikes.

Hard as!

2006-06-06T02:10:00.000+12:00

Say say say!Ok. So there I was youtubeing and I swear I have no idea how this search results came upon. But it sure lighten up my day. How do one be happy, bold, confident and audacious in life? Perhaps it all lies within the way of life of the Japanese. Don't ask me how, all I can gather and conclude is perhaps they practice the saying of 'dance like no one's watching'. Leave it to the Japanese

2006-06-02T00:15:00.000+12:00

"When one door shuts, another door of opportunities is just about to open, you just have to open your eyes to loook for them."-para-phrased from someone somewhere, too lazy to google him/her-I still can't find the door that will let me in. Do I look or do I sound that incompetent on text and paper? =

The day my heart skipped a beat...

2006-05-30T00:09:00.000+12:00

It was a normal routine brushing of my tooth and shower. Put my toothbrush above my shower screen. Not long after, I stepped out and just as I turn myself around to get my toothbrush, the moment my eyes tells me something doesn't fit the picture, instinctively and immediately I pulled my hands back and 'yelped' silently in a vulgarly fashion to find this 'goddamnunnaturaleightleggedfreak' sittin'

the show must go on...

2006-05-25T17:43:00.000+12:00

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. Dave2. Mr. Chan3. and last but not least ah chanTHREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. me abdomen2. me physique'3. me shouldersTHREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. me scars2. me nose3. me frizzy hair and sideburnsTHREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:1. Chinese2. meronvingian.. no pun intended - the missing link (can't find a third)3. CantoneseTHREE

WTFIGO?

2006-05-24T20:02:00.000+12:00

*picture taken from trademe.co.nz

2006-05-23T00:01:00.000+12:00

It's now midnight. Good night! Au revoir! Gone are the warm days, here to stay is the slush on your windscreens.

Death by a tree product?

2006-05-22T23:59:00.000+12:00

There I was looking at my messenger and saw a friend's text on his music list which goes 'death by paperwork'. I instantly thought about something else which relates to paper. Now, what would be the worst was to die? I would it's 'death by paper cuts'. Nuff said! OuCh! Ok, off to bed with the first (not first book that I bought) book that I bought and am reading it successfully. Yes yes! I can

If you love The Cardigans, sing with me...

2006-05-04T23:40:00.000+12:00

I don't know what you're looking forYou haven't found it baby, thats for sureYou rip me off, you spread me all aroundIn the dust of a deartide?And this is no case of lust you seeIts not a matter of you versus meIts fine the way you want to be on your ownBut in the end its always me aloneI'm losing my favourite gameYou're losing your mind againI'm losing my baby, losing my favourite gameI only

What were they thinking?

2006-05-04T03:38:00.000+12:00

Was flipping through a mag and found this to be just 'so' wrong. How did this get pass the editor's eye? Brings good meaning to the reason why the eraser was made on the other end of the pencil. Distasteful!

You've come a long way...

2006-05-02T23:09:00.000+12:00

I'm still here...

2006-05-02T20:41:00.000+12:00

stack em' real highWANTED: Sharks whether 'black tips' or 'mako' needed for an underground ring

WARNING: Not to be read by women!!!

2006-04-20T14:13:00.000+12:00

I never knew I had so many intersting and funny reads in my emails... as you can see, I'm doing the quaterly housekeeping. Please read on..A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grantyou three wishes."The woman freed the frog, and the

Golf fore play

2006-04-20T14:07:00.000+12:00

ButtercupsTowards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.All of a sudden.....POOF!In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those

2006-04-03T00:40:00.000+12:00

This is what I wanna get when I become a superstar!!! You come knock on my door and I will show you mah' crib ! "Thank you HMTV for comin' ova to check out my crib and rides!" I don't think they showed my ride in the video footage but I'll include it anyway below. Cheers!My pimpin ride! My old ride afta it was crashed by my nephew.

Just the way I like my lolly on sticks. LoL

2006-04-03T00:34:00.000+12:00

Just the way I like my lolly on sticks. LoL

For mature audiences only.

2006-04-02T23:55:00.000+12:00

You want some of this??? Come open a can of a** whooping! Don't mess right right handed big mommas.

"Spiderwebs"

2006-03-24T03:38:00.000+12:00

"I'm walking into spiderwebs, So leave a message and I'll call you back" -No Doubt-Man these spiders must be on heat at this time of the year! Everywhere I walk within the confinement and outside my house, I keep walking into spider webs, and it's getting to be very annoying. I hate it! Don't you guys? It gives me the tingles. Everytime

When one doors shuts, there plenty more that opens...

2006-03-16T20:46:00.000+13:00

i wanna thank you all! all of you who were here during those uni years. i don't know how you guys tolerated me to be honest. with open arms always. always there to open your door for me. those were the days. i remember taking the bus down to the city to see you guys and i'd feel so at home with you guys. always there when i called, always gave me shelter with open arms, never denying me. i

Battery operated vacuum cleaner???

2006-03-16T11:30:00.000+13:00

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a

Crashes galore...

2006-03-07T23:08:00.000+13:00

Farewell my dear friend. It was time for you I guess. You have served me well.

Life's cycle...

2006-03-06T22:03:00.000+13:00

Oh how the cycle goes... that is puke one fine morning while I was working and this car presumably left outside a pub as to probably the owner was too pissed to drive. There lays his leftovers... oh how this bird was protecting his find from other birds and shooing them away from his prized find.Currently listening to: Bassment Jaxx, Breakaway

Google it!

2006-03-03T22:12:00.000+13:00

Out of complete and utter boredom, I decided to google my name. If you know well enough, you'd know that I have a very unique last name. 3 results appeared, all relating to me (not some other person who has the same name as me - I challenge you to find another human being on this planet who has the same last name as me, who's not part of my immediate family). Anyways, can you imagine my surprise?

2006-03-03T21:54:00.000+13:00

Mr Jones' wish listA year ago..1) hair extensions2) townhouse in Ponsonby3) helmut lang shoesFriday 3 March 2005 2200 hrs1) hair extensions2) townhouse in Ponsonby3) helmut lang shoes4) investment banking career5) lower taxes6) long weekends7) a walk-in-wardrobe8) fresh flowers9) 10000 carat diamond ring10) angelina jolie's pout

2006-02-24T00:02:00.000+13:00

A draw would have been good.

Horosco'incidence

2006-02-10T15:37:00.000+13:00

Yepp.. that's you nohry!

2006-02-09T21:09:00.000+13:00

The 'student' and estherDave and EstherEsther, Doreen and RichardJihan and the boysMarcus and his girlsCould not resist.. Ji looks so cute! Tanned skin is goooooood! I loike!!Happy times at Dave's 25th! Happy birthday hon!(I swear, one day I'll learn how to post MULTIPLE photos in one post)

I'm seeing things...

2006-02-08T20:24:00.000+13:00

I just couldn't help it...this had to be spreaded out!

2006-02-02T00:18:00.000+13:00

There is some Usher in me to at least have the thought of attempting to record on video of myself dancing to the beats of Usher but this guy had the courage to put it on the net. Respect-a! Any takers?He's not drunk, he's not high, he's not insane.... he's 'cusher'! <-- to be pronounced phonetically kuh-sher. simplified definition....chinese usher

Ma! I wanna be like him when I grow up!

2006-02-01T23:48:00.000+13:00

This guy is wicked on the ball. Tho the ball is slightly deflated. He still has some mean ass dexterity with his legs. Encore!

Repeat after me...1600

2006-02-01T13:01:00.000+13:00

Have they not stressed on enough that this model has 1600 watts of power??? Someone blind could even tell I'm sure. I'm dumbfounded!

Chinese New Year getwaway...

2006-02-01T12:38:00.000+13:00

It was the long weekend and we decided to go up north to a town called Leigh. Not a far place to travel to for a getaway but by just comparing the distance it is from Auckland to another place like for instance Coromandel, the fact that there isn't any pipe water supply sure limits out play time. In this case, it was the spa. Go breakaway for the working class people like Ben, Jiet, Marcus, Jihan

Excerpts

2006-01-26T22:54:00.000+13:00

You don't have to say, what you didI already know, I found out from him Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turnTo cry, cry me a riverThe damage is doneSo I guess I be... leavingAnd don't it make you sad about it

2006-01-24T22:47:00.000+13:00

I am bored. I am trying to blog. Not working. Hmm. Random thoughts:1) My tan is fading2) What tan?3) Blank***Have you ever watched that episode of SATC where Big re-entered Carrie's life just when she discovered that she could be contented and happy without him? When Carrie decided that life with 'The Russian' in Paris would be her next step in life, Big showed up and declared somewhat casually

Say hairlow to here and hair.

2006-01-22T16:42:00.000+13:00

I've always asked myself this question Q: Are those advertisement on hair re-growth therapy, sessions or plantations true? Does anyone know of any living testament on that matter? Ok guys, before you start imagining... the answer is NO! I do not have problems with balding and I was just asking myself why are these commercials still on late at night if they weren't true? Shane Wearne from the

How fart do you wanna go?

2006-01-22T16:30:00.000+13:00

Strange but true...Why do beans make you fart?Hippocrates said, “Passing gas is necessary to well-being.” Yup, farting is a perfectly natural and unavoidable bodily process and most people produce between 1 and 3 pints per day. But why, oh, why do we do it? Let's see....We are not alone- around 200 different species of bacteria lurking in your large intestines and bean induced farts are down to

Missing in time Nov 05 - Jan 06

2006-01-18T16:58:00.000+13:00

2006-01-15T16:58:00.000+13:00

Best friends I never had many,In fact I don't think I have any,Through this road of life's uncertainties,I guess I'll just have to bank on music's therapy.

2006 not so new year resolutions

2006-01-09T23:24:00.000+13:00

In no particular order (and subject to change as my feelings and ambition dictates) -1) Quit smoking or at least 'social smoke' (however pretentious social smoking may sound, I'm sure my lungs will thank me for it)2) Go to bed by midnight on weeknights3) Accessorise. I'm a firm believer that comfort should supersede beauty. So much so, I hardly bother with earrings, bracelets, necklaces or

2006-01-08T19:32:00.000+13:00

The chorus of an old Def Leppard song reminded me of you. Hysteria.. when you're near.

Greetings from the rainy village of Hue in Vietnam...

2005-12-15T02:45:00.000+13:00

Finally...

Not the best day so far...

2005-12-01T13:52:00.000+13:00

Had arrived on a good day,Not the 'best' day,The day George Best passed away.So far it has been quality family time and more quality family time. Quite surprised with Perth's extensive shopping in CBD. Not bad at all. Better than my turf so to speak.Jaime was kind enough to show us a tour of Perth minus the traffic. Thanks babe!Was good catch up with you J! Nothing much I can touch on at the

Sonnet

2005-11-30T00:12:00.000+13:00

My friend and meLooking through her red box of memoriesFaded I'm sureBut love seems to stick in her veins you knowYes, there's love if you want itDon't sound like no sonnet, my lordYes, there's love if you want itDon't sound like no sonnet, my lordMy lordWhy can't you seeThat nature has its way of warning meEyes open wideLooking at the heavens with a tear in my eye Yes, there's love if you want

Boys boys boys

2005-11-20T17:41:00.000+13:00

I have been having boy problems lately. Not boy problems with my boy but just boy problems in general. Are the communication waves between guys and girls really that different? Are guys from a completely different planet? Are guys really as insensitive as they are made out to be? The number of times I have supposedly 'pissed' you off makes me wonder whether guys are in reality, more sensitive

NEWSFLASH!!!

2005-11-11T20:38:00.000+13:00

Finally I'm in the the race. Finally I've gotten my number as a competitor in this run. Finally I can live like the rest, strive like the rest, and feel like the rest. Have I been left out far behind and tailing them? Patience has really proven it's point to me. A virtue it may be to all, it doesn't seem much to me. It's been so long that I've been hoping for this and to the point that when I got

2005-11-09T22:30:00.000+13:00

The gruelling 6 hour exam has come and gone. I have talked about it enough so I will give it a miss for now. The past 2 weeks was horrible for me. It was a powerful concoction of boredom, stress, panic, anxiety and exhaustion. I completed OD-ed on finance, tax, accounting and audit in those 2 weeks. Now I only have a career of that to look forward to… yayyy can’t wait!I sat through the whole

aRGhhh!!! =|

2005-11-05T11:54:00.000+13:00

I just posted a real long post last night and it was all gone when I clicked publish!!!! God, this is SO annoying, on a scale of 1 -10 this is 13!!!Till the next time when the sun ain't shining, I'd be in here beelogging away.Over and out, without a doubt!

Emotions o.1 - Revised for the sake of political correctness, pettiness, memory loss, and compromise

2005-10-16T21:25:00.000+13:00

I found a CD which had this written on the inside of the cover:"Love is not blind, it sees more not less, but because it sees more, it is willing to see less"Do you remember?Currently listening to: Emotions o.1

2005-10-15T13:27:00.000+13:00

No piking this time

Okay, this is when it starts getting weird

2005-10-15T13:24:00.000+13:00

Second verse of Heart Shaped Box from the In Utero album:"Meat-eating orchids forgives no one just yetCut myself on angel's hair and baby's breathBroken hymen of your highness I'm left blackThrow down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"Jones says - If you find yourself writing lyrics like this, it's time to see a shrink. Before it's too late. Definitely before you blow your brains off